In the keep of the exiles after the recent trauma of Mahonys return, the band of guild members slept peacefully after the night spent drinking and dancing. A humble figure wandered quietly through the hallways only making a feint clinging noise as his plate armor tapped against itself. He stepped through the doorway and raised his hand, golden light radiated gently outward and what he saw brought a smile to his face. Mahony was lying still with the gnome mage kazzodlebam hugging on to his tale surrounded by empty flasks of ale, nopio was strawn out across the table with cookie crumbs all around him. All his old friends in a drunken sleep that never noticed him as he strolled through towards his own quarters. As he walked past triksys quarters he heard her sleep talking, "mhm look alive monkeyssssss" she mummbled before falling face first off the bed, our stranger was worried for a moment until she started snoring agen and he knew she was alright. Alas he came to his own quarters and silighntly fell into his familiar bed only to hear a strange crunch as he hit the bed, he got up quickly and pulled up the sheets to see a small wooden box labelled "For when you return". Confused he picked up the box and opened it carefully. What he saw made him the happiest since he could remember. Inside layed a CONDOM FOR SEXY TIME YARRRR BITCHES IM BACK!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
i cant RP sorry :<